Today In Crime - Issue # 6

The country's on fire with political turmoil, pedos, Nazis 3.0, pathological liars, a mass murderous poison princess, a great book and the best medicine ever on Instagram!

The Country’s On Fire… Again!

Holy moly, it’s been that kind of week, right? Between the deplorable assassination attempt of Trump and the RNC cult of poorly taped ear bandages, there are simply not enough synonyms for the word CRIME.

Let’s pivot, shall we? 

CRUMBS

Unlike the surgical face mask, which was all too commonplace during Covid and made us all lo…